Hetty and I have just returned from foraging in the woods. My good wife decided ( in her wisdom) that she would like a tree branch to put up indoors and then decorate with baubles etc. for Xmas.
Have you ever tried to drag a ten foot oak branch behind a mobility scooter along a public road?
You should try it some time!
Eventually, after being hooted at by a few irate car drivers I was forced to stop and trim the said branch.
She will NOT be happy. But at least we arrived back home intact.

While we were out I received an E Mail to say that we would be on the Radio in December.
Should be interesting!
"Tell me Hetty, what does it feel like, being famous?"
No doubt she will answer honestly, as she always does - "It's a hoot, hoot!"