Like the Victorian Explorers of the Continent of Africa I have decided to exploit the natural resources which I found abundant on the 'virgin ridge' which I found yesterday.
There is only one native living on it who could possibly become a worthy adversary and stop my plans. My scouts inform me that he owns a Series 3 Land Rover. It is the only vehicle remotely capable of matching Hetty's strength and stealth. Hetty has not been nicknamed Hetty Hummer for nothing!
The scene has been set to match British engineering ingenuity against British engineering ingenuity. Hetty and I are both delighted to rise to the challenge. That is, as long as the slope isn't too steep and there are no more barriers!

At last, I have a valid reason to return to Roman Camp with the future of British Mobility Scooter Manufacturers resting heavily on my shoulders.

"I may have the transport of a humble mobility scooter but I have the heart of an Englishman - with Irish, Scottish, Welsh and French additions (To say that I have the heart of a Mongrel doesn't quite sound right).
We therefore role forward to face our fate in the name of St George Andrew, David, Patrick, Joan of Arc etc. (sorry - I can't think of an American or Canadian Saint)".