22nd February 1791. The Diary of Samuel Dodman.
I have today sent a message to George (Washington) to tell him that I will be arriving in Virginia as soon as I can get passage on a ship from London. I will be bringing the britches (breeches) with me, as he requested.
Tried on the britches for the first time today. They are extremely uncomfortable - especially in the areas that matter! I have informed him that I will definitely NOT be wearing them during the journey. He can examine them himself, on my arrival!!